Humorous Gift Giver Pillows

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

Father Christmases Hand Over the New World Crisis

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'You named a star after me as a birthday present? I did the same for you. It's called 'The cheapskate who buys lousy gifts'.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Traffic calming ahead.

Solitaire card shark.

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

Bagel problems.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Fast Food Menus

Tinder

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Acme Coffee Co.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

CATS ONLY!

Helicopter as a clothes drier

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.