Humorous Gift Giver Pillows

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

Father Christmases Hand Over the New World Crisis

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'You named a star after me as a birthday present? I did the same for you. It's called 'The cheapskate who buys lousy gifts'.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Traffic calming ahead.

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Fast Food Menus

Tinder

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Acme Coffee Co.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Nail Bar

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Helicopter as a clothes drier

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.