Humorous Gifter Pillows

Bagel problems.

santa claus megaphone.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Christmas Presents.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Traffic calming ahead.

Solitaire card shark.

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Fast Food Menus

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Chilli Quartet

Nail Bar

Make Your Own

'It the thought that counts.'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Christmas postie!

"What?! You wanted an Easter egg, and this is one!"