Clever Gifter Pillows

"I'll be annoyed if you spend too much on much Christmas present!!"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Christmas Presents.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

How the gift registry should really work

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

Bagel problems.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Fast Food Menus

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

'It the thought that counts.'

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

Last-Minute Gifts

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

Make Your Own

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"What?! You wanted an Easter egg, and this is one!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

"Happy birthday!"