Clever Gifter Pillows

"I'll be annoyed if you spend too much on much Christmas present!!"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Christmas Presents.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

How the gift registry should really work

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Bagel problems.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Fast Food Menus

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

Last-Minute Gifts

"A birthday gift card? Really?"

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

'It the thought that counts.'

Make Your Own

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

"Happy birthday!"