Clever Gift Seeker Pillows

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Santa's Helpers

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Roadkill cookies"

"Pass that."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Football heads...

"What seems to be the problem?"

Fish mobsters.

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."