Humorous Gift Seeker Pillows

Tinder

Traffic calming ahead.

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Lost lost property.

CATS ONLY!

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Roadkill cookies"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"What seems to be the problem?"