Humorous Gift Seeker T-Shirts

Tinder

Traffic calming ahead.

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Lost lost property.

CATS ONLY!

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"What seems to be the problem?"

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Fish mobsters.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.