Ironic Gift Seekers T-Shirts

Funeral Directors signs say 'Sale - Shop till you drop!'

Obese man on workout chair.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Roadkill cookies"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"What seems to be the problem?"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Traffic calming ahead.