Ironic Gift Seekers T-Shirts

Funeral Directors signs say 'Sale - Shop till you drop!'

Obese man on workout chair.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Santa's Helpers

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Roadkill cookies"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Fish mobsters.

"What seems to be the problem?"