Ironic Gift Enthusiasts T-Shirts

A homeless man sells t-shirts of himself.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

I love you Geyser...

"I can't afford to feed you."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

Fast Food Menus

Giant sandwich bags.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

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'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

An Anarchist's Christmas

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Tunnel of Dove.

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

Chilli Quartet

Great Moments in Beer

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Modern Day Cannibals

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

The AdRams Family no.29 - New Pentium Cow Processor

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"