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Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.

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'Would you believe a Roller Boot Sale?'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

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"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

I love you Geyser...

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"I can't afford to feed you."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Fast Food Menus

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Giant sandwich bags.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

An Anarchist's Christmas

The AdRams Family no.29 - New Pentium Cow Processor

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it