Funny Gift Seeker Pillows

Evil Pusskins #9

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

What's so funny about Pampas grass?

'She tried diet after diet - the, at last, we hit on something that works . . .'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Santa's Helpers

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Roadkill cookies"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.