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Evil Pusskins #9

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

What's so funny about Pampas grass?

'She tried diet after diet - the, at last, we hit on something that works . . .'

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

Happy Bifurcation Day,

International House of Excrement

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Football heads...

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Fish mobsters.