Funny Gift Seekers Pillows

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

How Amazon was invented

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Roadkill cookies"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Football heads...

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"What seems to be the problem?"