Funny Gift Seekers Mugs

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Ball as water-melon.

How Amazon was invented

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"What seems to be the problem?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Fish mobsters.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Football heads...