Humorous Gift Seekers Pillows

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Traffic calming ahead.

Solitaire card shark.

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

House Broken.

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Money or your beard!"

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

Evil Pusskins #9

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Acme Coffee Co.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Octopus

The Leaning Tower of Pizza