Whimsical Gift Seekers Pillows

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Christmas Presents.

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Football heads...

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"What seems to be the problem?"