Whimsical Gift Lover Pillows

About Santa 2017.

'Yes, but he confused me by giving me a pair of chocolate shoes.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'We have three minutes left.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

King Kongs first christmas

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Christmas Presents.

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

High speed cinder block

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Ball Pool Peril

Beware of Everything

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...