Quirky Gift Lover Pillows

Lost trousers

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy."

Cat Adoptions Today.

"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

Question my integrity, $10.

Paper Bath Towels.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

One man's trash is another's treasure

"They're serving us FRUITCAKE!...with nuts!"

'What the... there's the gold earring I lost when we did his triple bypass four years ago.'

"He was the strong silent type. Super cute. And he really listened to me. Last week, I found out he was a decoy."

Dry Cleaners - Overcoats Cleaned While U Wait!

"Any news from the Governor about my request to do a sponsored run ?"

Cat in diving gear, ready to dive into the fish tank.

Holiday Gifts 2020

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Diner

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Freudian Slip

Happy Birthday from the Cat.

Gravestones.

Surgeon with an 'eyes box' in his refridgerator.

Ouija board speaks recorded options

Employees must wash hands.

Man with a flat head looking for his skull at the lost and found department

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

Cheap Dentistry

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup!'

'What? It's not like I have to worry about getting lung cancer.'

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'