Quirky Gift Lover Pillows

Lost trousers

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy."

Cat Adoptions Today.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."

Question my integrity, $10.

Paper Bath Towels.

One man's trash is another's treasure

"He was the strong silent type. Super cute. And he really listened to me. Last week, I found out he was a decoy."

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

Cat in diving gear, ready to dive into the fish tank.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Holiday Gifts 2020

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Diner

Freudian Slip

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Any news from the Governor about my request to do a sponsored run ?"

Dry Cleaners - Overcoats Cleaned While U Wait!

Powdered Water

'Now I want you all to put your thinking caps on...'

Gravestones.

Elwin makes good use of his extraordinary abundance of earwax / A man has made candles from his earwax on his ears using them to read a book

'HEYYY, i can hear the percolator!'

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

Employees must wash hands.

Cheap Dentistry

'What? It's not like I have to worry about getting lung cancer.'

"It's a very sweet gesture, but I have to ask: are you fully vaxxed yet?"

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'I'm afraid I have bad news, Mr. Buxbaum...but first have a banana.'

Man with a flat head looking for his skull at the lost and found department

Carnivorous plant exhibition.