Quirky Gift Hunter Pillows

'What a lovely day!'

Personal Air Bag.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

Mr. Douglas was a little concerned about the new kid's ability to focus.

"Any final requests?"

Gift shop tea-towel...

"It's half spaghetti and half dental floss."

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

Toy Grab/Toy Stab.

'What happened to that loaf I got from the baker?'

'Santa, are you in there?'

The oversized driver head has caused many golfers to develop an unusual stoop in their walk.

Christmas gifts for jerks, geeks, and losers.

Football heads...

"It's more expensive, but I raised it myself."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"I'm leaving them to medical research"

"Can you do a leery yob across my back?"

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

The other side is seeds. This side is meds.

"The tests confirm, you are indestructible. . . aside from being chewable."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1