Quirky Gift Finders Pillows

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

How Amazon was invented

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Emergency Phone.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Ball as water-melon.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'We have three minutes left.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

High speed cinder block

Kissing the Fish

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away