Quirky Gift Getters Pillows

Pet Store: Buy one get one flea!

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Emergency Phone.

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

How Amazon was invented

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

Kissing the Fish

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away