Quirky Gift Getters Prints

Pet Store: Buy one get one flea!

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Cheeze Wiz.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Emergency Phone.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Ball as water-melon.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

How Amazon was invented

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'We have three minutes left.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Where Deviled Eggs come from