Quirky Gift Gatherer Pillows

We ran out of little umbrellas.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Lactose Intolerant

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Ball as water-melon.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

A watch face with Stonehenge

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'We have three minutes left.'

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

How Amazon was invented

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Where Deviled Eggs come from

High speed cinder block

Kissing the Fish

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Balloon dog poos.