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No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Lactose Intolerant

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Ball as water-melon.

'We have three minutes left.'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

A watch face with Stonehenge

How Amazon was invented

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Kissing the Fish

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).