Quirky Gift Finders Gifts

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

How Amazon was invented

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Cheeze Wiz.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Emergency Phone.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Ball as water-melon.

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'We have three minutes left.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Kissing the Fish