Quirky Gifters Gifts

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

The firefighter cares!

Santa gives the earth the Covid-19 vaccine

"Mistletoe and fruitcake instead of flowers and candy for Valentine's Day? You're recycling Christmas stuff, aren't you."

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

"Well? Try them out!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Cheeze Wiz.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Easter Island Cheeseheads

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Emergency Phone.

Ball as water-melon.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

'We have three minutes left.'

How Amazon was invented

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...