Quirky Gifter Gifts

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Make Your Own

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

"I've brought you a plant to keep you company."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Wow! Something to roll in! Thanks!!!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Cheeze Wiz.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ball as water-melon.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'We have three minutes left.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.