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Pig Latin.

'You reek of crackers.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

Echo from cows butt.

"The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, Larry!"

Stalker Sally Doll

"Tell me... how is it that a simple holiday ribbon and bow can cost $45?"

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

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Unable to pull a rabbit out of a hat, Magic Mike pulled a hare out of his nose.

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Front Row, L. to R.: 7, 8, 9,10,11,12 Back Row: L. to R: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

'I forgot my scythe. Here's a rain check.'

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'Yeah, he went to Catholic obedience school...'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'In just three days it's taken two inches off my waistline.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Some Lesser Known Rules of Thumb.

'And this is a nifty feature: pre-rolled cans in case you ever decide to get married.'

Capt. Philbo's Crab Circus

Do not tap on glass. I guess that's why not.

Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like ass! Doggie perfume.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Cheeze Wiz.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.