Funny Gift Hunter Pillows

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Beach con-man.

Ball as water-melon.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Football heads...

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

Traffic calming ahead.

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Tinder

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Evil Pusskins #9

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

Dogs with alcohol collars.