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Personnel. I take it you're looking for an entry level position.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Speed Dating for Turtles

Beach con-man.

Ball as water-melon.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Football heads...

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

Traffic calming ahead.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

Hissy-fits for sale.

Tinder

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Evil Pusskins #9

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Money or your beard!"