Humorous Gift Finder Pillows

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Beach con-man.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

How Amazon was invented

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'You reek of crackers.'

Traffic calming ahead.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

Solitaire card shark.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Hissy-fits for sale.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Tinder

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"Tell me... how is it that a simple holiday ribbon and bow can cost $45?"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Evil Pusskins #9

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."