Witty Gift Hunter Pillows

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Football heads...

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Traffic calming ahead.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

Survival kit

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"I can't afford to feed you."

House Broken.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Sudoku toilet paper

Tinder

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'It's time you booked yourself into rehab!'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Evil Pusskins #9

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.