Funny Gift Lovers Pillows

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Tunnel of Dove.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

'First time fly fishing?'

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."