Funny Gift Lovers Pillows

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Tunnel of Dove.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Nail Bar

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

"You do realize she's not your real mother."

'First time fly fishing?'

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

An old man with a ball and chain attached to his zimmer frame