Punny Gift Lover Pillows

Memory loss foam

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'We have three minutes left.'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Fly fishing.

High speed cinder block

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Beware of Everything

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

Ball Pool Peril