Playful Gift Lover Pillows

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

King Kongs first christmas

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Diner

Fly fishing.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Ball Pool Peril

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

Beware of Everything

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Bernice Mountain Dog