Playful Gift Aficionado Pillows

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"Pencil eraser."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

I love you Geyser...

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

Giant sandwich bags.

So what else did you get for your birthday?

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

Great Moments in Beer

Interrupted Shower.

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Modern Day Cannibals

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

The AdRams Family no.29 - New Pentium Cow Processor

"We found this in your brain."

Caveman Valentine,

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Cat in Hearse