Playful Gift Aficionado Pillows

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Pencil eraser."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

I love you Geyser...

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Christmas Dwarves

So what else did you get for your birthday?

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Giant sandwich bags.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

Modern Day Cannibals

Interrupted Shower.

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

Great Moments in Beer

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

The AdRams Family no.29 - New Pentium Cow Processor

"We found this in your brain."

Caveman Valentine,

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'