Quirky Gift Aficionado Pillows

'Wendell, I'm home! How's that sore throat, sweetie? Feeling better?'

Psych Ward - Fruit Cake.

". . .and the money we save on glassware, we pass on to you."

Beauty Contest

Interrupted Shower.

'I got this gag gift at the office.'

"Looking on the bright side, it is always nice to have a spare."

"Pencil eraser."

"I'll just use this to remove some excess drool."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Lactose Intolerant

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Cheeze Wiz.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Emergency Phone.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Ball as water-melon.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'We have three minutes left.'

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."