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"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Lactose Intolerant

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Cheeze Wiz.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Emergency Phone.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Ball as water-melon.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

How Amazon was invented

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

High speed cinder block

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.