Playful Gifters Pillows

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Christmas Presents.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Acme Coffee Co.

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

Why T-Rex Did Not Go Noodling

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'. . . we should never have asked mummy what she really wanted for mother's day.'

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

'No, I won't pay $200 for a silk top hat for your snowman!'

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

"Well? Try them out!"

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"Happy birthday!"