Lighthearted Gifters Pillows

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Tipping Pain Chart

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Bagel problems.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

House Broken.

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

An Anarchist's Christmas

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'It's time you booked yourself into rehab!'

Acme Coffee Co.

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Christmas postie!

"Well? Try them out!"

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

"I brought my wife a mink for her birthday, but she refuses to clean out its cage."