Gift Givers With Humor Pillows

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

"It is my place!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Tipping Pain Chart

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Traffic calming ahead.

Bagel problems.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

House Broken.

Tinder

An Anarchist's Christmas

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

Acme Coffee Co.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

"Happy birthday!"

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

CATS ONLY!

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

"You know who I'd like to see on the team? Stephen Miller."

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

Gift Wrap Illusion

The art of regifting

"I brought my wife a mink for her birthday, but she refuses to clean out its cage."