Gift Givers With Humor Pillows

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

"It is my place!"

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Tipping Pain Chart

Traffic calming ahead.

Bagel problems.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

House Broken.

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

Acme Coffee Co.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

"Happy birthday!"

Extra wheelie bin for cats.

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

CATS ONLY!

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

The art of regifting

"You know who I'd like to see on the team? Stephen Miller."

"I brought my wife a mink for her birthday, but she refuses to clean out its cage."

Gift Wrap Illusion

Snow Stab.