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A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

The art of regifting

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'I think our neighbours have decided to call a Xmas truce to our feuding, they sent us these lovely t-shirts over.'

"I hired someone to take care of your mother's ugly gift. It will look like an accident - the guy is a pro!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Bagel problems.

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

House Broken.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

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'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

'If you can't think of anything nice to say, how about a gift certificate?'

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift."

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Shopping vouchers? Is that all you got him?"