Funny Gifters Pillows

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

Speed Dating for Turtles

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Christmas Presents.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"It is my place!"

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Bagel problems.

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

An Anarchist's Christmas

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'This milk smells funny.'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Why T-Rex Did Not Go Noodling

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

'. . . we should never have asked mummy what she really wanted for mother's day.'