Funny Gifters Pillows

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Christmas Presents.

"It is my place!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Bagel problems.

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'This milk smells funny.'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

Why T-Rex Did Not Go Noodling

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'. . . we should never have asked mummy what she really wanted for mother's day.'