Playful Gifter Pillows

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

Christmas Presents.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Bagel problems.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

Make Your Own

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

'It the thought that counts.'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

Last-Minute Gifts

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

"What?! You wanted an Easter egg, and this is one!"

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

"Happy birthday!"

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."