Playful Gifter Pillows

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

Christmas Presents.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Bagel problems.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

'It the thought that counts.'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

Last-Minute Gifts

Make Your Own

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"What?! You wanted an Easter egg, and this is one!"

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

"Happy birthday!"

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"