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"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

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'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

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"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

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'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

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"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

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'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

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