Whimsical Gift Seeker Pillows

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Survival kit

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Christmas Presents.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Santa's Helpers

"Roadkill cookies"

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"What seems to be the problem?"

Fish mobsters.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Football heads...

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Traffic calming ahead.

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'