Whimsical Gift Collector Pillows

IRS have your tax explained here.

Speed Dating for Turtles

Mixed Doubles.

Cheeze Wiz.

Rocking Horse

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Christmas Presents.

Dreams I have had...

Kissing the Fish

Phoenix

Balloon dog poos.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

ATM withdrawal

State of the Art Dog.

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Chameleon and TV

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."