Whimsical Gift Seekers Prints

'Cookies and cream!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Christmas Presents.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Roadkill cookies"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

International House of Excrement

Regifts of the Magi

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Fish mobsters.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"What seems to be the problem?"

Football heads...

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."