Unique Gift Seeker Pillows

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

The polar bear's vending machine.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Traffic calming ahead.

Survival kit

One of a kind.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"I can't afford to feed you."

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Tinder

Evil Pusskins #9

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'She tried diet after diet - the, at last, we hit on something that works . . .'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Question my integrity, $10.

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Eggs to order!

CATS ONLY!

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'