Unique Gift Seeker Pillows

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

The polar bear's vending machine.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Traffic calming ahead.

Survival kit

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

One of a kind.

"I can't afford to feed you."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Tinder

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Evil Pusskins #9

Dogs with alcohol collars.

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'She tried diet after diet - the, at last, we hit on something that works . . .'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Question my integrity, $10.

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Eggs to order!

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."