Custom Gift Seeker Pillows

Eggs to order!

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Traffic calming ahead.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Survival kit

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

One of a kind.

The polar bear's vending machine.

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Tinder

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Evil Pusskins #9

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

'She tried diet after diet - the, at last, we hit on something that works . . .'

Question my integrity, $10.

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

CATS ONLY!

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'