Unique Gift Hunter Pillows

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"It is my place!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Football heads...

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

The polar bear's vending machine.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

One of a kind.

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Toilet Tissue Typist.

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"It's more expensive, but I raised it myself."

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

Gift shop tea-towel...

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"