Unique Gift Hunter Pillows

"We couldn't have given her a BETTER birthday present, Agatha!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"It is my place!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Football heads...

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

One of a kind.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

The polar bear's vending machine.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

Gift shop tea-towel...

"I'm leaving them to medical research"

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"It's more expensive, but I raised it myself."