Novelty Gift Hunter Pillows

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Raincloud Umbrella

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Football heads...

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Builders bum

Snake accessories.

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

Frogs playing basketball.

Loud Quitting

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'